Welcome to the Bargain Bin! We have a proposal.
We, The Bargain, are hungry and need Chinese food. The ol' Bargainmobile is thirsty and needs gasoline. Frank needs expensive and exotic beard fertilizer.
For your help in our quest for egg rolls and other essentials, we offer this: for $2 a month, we will do our very best to entertain you. Your monthly membership provides you unfettered access to the Bargain Bin, including:
Thank you so much for supporting what we do and helping us do it the best way we know how. We promise to share our egg rolls. The Bargain loves you.